May 2013
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
May 21st
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brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
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dollception: tetradoodles: geekisthecolour: awesomesock: Fleeting Thoughts: What are your dolls’ names? quezycoatl: morideryn: neenajaydon: danishshieldmaiden: troublesome-acronym: Reblog and tell me! Gerda, Ainan, Andrew, Scarlet, Nadine, Darin, Jessica, Estelle, Grace and Yashi. Van, Archer, Phillip, Fabian, Mason, Mi-Ja, Hanwing, Kinney, Mark, Villam, Luke, Seijirou,...
May 21st
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retrogradeworks: hellohappylisa: retrogradeworks: WTF JUST HAPPENED TO FLICKR D: Wtf Flicker, go home, you’re drunk and pretending to be pinterest Seriously, I can’t tell what I’m even looking at That’s exactly what I thought, too much like pinterest.  The activity page is so disjointed and awkward, I can’t make heads or tails of it o_O.
May 20th
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ashestoashesjc: i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from to
May 20th
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I just realized that 42 seconds into 4:23 pm on August 4, 2015, that will be the only moment in our lifetime where the date is all of The Numbers from Lost in order: 4/8/15, 16:23:42
May 20th
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nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
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amaeza: untruc: amaeza: you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem. This is an “inability to respect women” problem. Which is a male problem.
May 20th
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makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
May 20th
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
totallycrazed: lycaons: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST and, and look at this: “Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.” HELL nO. Signed! C’mon people! we need more...
May 19th
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If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
destiel-is-canon: immortal-complexity: the-alchemist-ed: think twice Yahoo— think. twice. For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
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May 18th
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1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Hetalia: ve ve doitsu i swear there's a plot somewhere aru gay countries kolkolkol honhonhon kesesesese
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: YOU WANTED A MAGICAL GIRL ANIME THAT SLOWLY TURNS INTO DEEP DEEP DEPRESSING METAPHYSICAL SHIT RIGHT WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
Detective Conan: It has been 19 years and Jimmy Kudo has not gotten his body back when will it end
May 18th
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ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
May 18th
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thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
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[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep... →
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But…
May 18th
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Rant of sorts and an idea????
There needs to be a tumblr where people can gather to call out those dumb facebook post shares ( what are they even called now? ) on their shit. I constantly see dozens of these posts getting shared and it’s often times very sexist or racist stuff or what seems to be idiot teenagers sharing offensive material for the sake of being “edgy” or some shit… like wtf I dunno, but...
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folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED  I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
May 18th
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Fuck Yeah Monster High Dolls: Monster High... →
lillipuzworld: (Photo: Squishdellia) Here is a list of tutorials and patterns that I found while surfing the net. If you want to add your tutorial or if you found a fantastic pattern that should be on this list..please contact with me! :D SEWING: PJ Pants Pattern by…
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The Modified Doll: strangedayshavefoundme666: “You... →
strangedayshavefoundme666: “You just want to dress like that for attention-“ “But how will you attract a mate if you don’t tame it down-“ “But one day you’ll grow up-“ “But you’ll never find Jesus if you don’t stop wearing-“ “You’ve obviously been abused in the…
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Of course my camera decides to fail while I try to...
I guess that means Cupid won’t be the victim for the tutorial lol I think I’ll stick to Toralei or the Vamp cam girl since they’re easiest to see on camera. My camera doesn’t zoom in far enough to pick up details but hopefully it’s enough to show about how I work :)
May 17th
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Listenkankricheckshisprivilegetwice: fooboo24: ...
May 17th
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fairgroundsoldier: jhaeserrano: weezly: wwiao: my friend was walking down the street playing on her nintendo 3ds and it alerted her that there was another nintendo 3ds being played really close to her and she looked around and there was this guy walking down the other side of the street playing his 3ds and she ended up walking over and saying hi AND THAT IS HOW SHE MET HER CURRENT...
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Video tutorial?
Assuming I fix the problem with my airbrush >.> stupid bubbles What doll would you guys like to see getting repainted? I have a Cam vamp girl, Cam witch, meowlody ,purrsephone, Toralei and cupid that I could use as victims haha ;) Found a tripod for my camera a while back so all i need is to find a good setup and hopefully I can finally show you guys that tutorial I promised a long time...
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snokoplasmed: Sims more like OTP puppet theatre
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niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
May 16th
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circusfairy: saintdoriangray: fadical: HELLO A SHORT PSA ON COSPLAYERS COSPLAYERS ARE NOT THEIR CHARACTERS YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RUN UP TO THEM AND GLOMP THEM THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS DO NOT TOUCH THEM WITHOUT ASKING COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS M A N Y  O F  T H E M  A R E  M I...
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